Harry was horrified. “What did you do?” he asked, aware that the question was inane.
“When I got up the next day, I went to the chemist and got some ointment that made most of the pain go away. Then I sent an owl to the sorceress, asking her to take the brooms back. Her response was that it was my punishment for being a goody-goody girl, and that I would be paying the brooms every full moon until the curse was broken. If I didn’t… well, she pointed out that the brooms liked boys best, and that there were plenty of boys at Hogwarts.” Rosie was limp, her body displaying the helplessness she must have felt these many years.
“Oh my God!” Harry exclaimed. His revulsion was extreme, and his hatred of the anal creampie memory of Lord Voldemort and his minions grew. At the same time, he felt terribly for Rosie, and the years of abuse she had suffered. “How is the curse broken?” he asked.
Rosie turned to look him straight in the eyes. “The sorceress said the brooms are actually gay spirits, and that they will not rest until they have filled the holes of a straight man. A man who is doing this not for pleasure but as a sacrifice for me.” She let this sink in, staring at Harry for his anal creampie reaction.
Harry thought for a long time, listening to the muted whumps downstairs as the brooms continued to clean. He thought about the years of monthly rapes Rosie had endured. He decided it would be far less effort for him to stop the rapes than to imagine them going on if he didn’t try. Every full moon he would think of Rosie and know he had allowed her suffering to continue.
“I’ll do that anal creampie,” he said, making up his mind.
Rosie burst into tears. “You will?!” she cried out. “But they sorceress may have lied!”
“We’ll take the anal creampie chance,” Harry said.
Almost on cue, Harry heard a soft whump as if a heavy-footed child was climbing the stairs. His heart skipped a beat as he realized he would soon be facing down a fear very different from the anal creampie he routinely met. He looked at Rosie, and she nodded.


